Chris Bosh is a Na'vi

Chris Bosh might be a member of the Na'vi Tribe.

Vick: Sucker

Mike Vick is claiming that he didn't give 100% while playing in Atlanta. Oh. Shocker.

What about this? Vick could claim he didn't play hard which would somehow make up for his awful play while wearing a Falcons uniform. He's looking for a starting job. He has to think that NFL staffs will look at his game films from Atlanta. He doesn't want them to think he was that mediocre in his prime. So he makes this junk up in hopes of them thinking, "Well, he wasn't giving his best..."

He's dumb enough to think this will work.

Braille Brain

I'm about to read your mind.

Is Nickelback the worst band ever?

Was that correct? If not you're the one that's wrong.

How cool would it be if snow was rainbow colored instead of white? I feel like mother nature really dropped the ball on that one. A snow storm would be like an acid trip. Just imagine what an acid trip would be like during a snow storm.

Valentine's Day is almost here. You know what that means fellas? Yup. A little more than a month away from Steak and BJ Day!

So enjoy looking forward to that.

Indiana Moans

Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints brought the goods last night and won Super Bowl 44. Thus, bringing the first Lombardi Trophy to NOLA. The Saints win also sends a few thousand Indianapolis Colts 2009 Super Bowl Champions shirts to Haiti. Which might be awkward when Pierre Garcon goes there to visit his family and friends in a few weeks.

Judging a Douche by His Beer

Did you know that you can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink? Yup. Its true and here's how...

1. the Fratty Light

Here we see members of the Fratty Light species. This breed loves to get totally ripped both in the gym and in the house, bar or at the tailgate. You'll often find them traveling in packs. Identifying characteristics include popped collar, sideways/backwards hat, ill-fitting abercrombie or AE shirt, puka shell necklace, tribal tattoo, gelled hair and chin-strap beard. So you know its douchey.

They drink Natural Light because it is cheap. Which comes in handy when you are broke and need to buy in large enough quantities to intoxicate the entire herd.

2. the Discount Hipster

Ah, the Discount Hipster. Look at you! You're just so hip and trendy. You listen to the newest music, wear the latest fashions. Aren't you just making the scene. But what's that you're drinking? Pabst Blue Ribbon? Well, that's ironic. PBR is normally associated with white trash but here you are drinking it and looking quite stylish.

Hipsters drink PBR because they think it makes them look like they just don't care. Yes, they're too cool to be tied down to the mainstream. In fact, they are SOOOO cool that they make PBR cool by association. Nope, they won't conform. Even though they all look the same, dress the same, have the same interests, drink the same drinks, eat the same foods, etc. Screw you conformity!

3. the Impresser

"Hey, we're at the bar! Well, I guess we should get drinks. Hmmm...I don't really like beer but I want one so people will think that I'm cool because I'm drinking. Let's see. Oh, I know. I'll get a Heineken. I think its imported which means I'll also look like I know a lot about beer. Also, girls will think that I'm rich because it's probably expensive. Here's your quarter tip."

4. Redneck Jr.

Git-R-Dun. By God!!! Redneck Jr. ranges from 18-40 years old, watches NASCAR (a lot), only enjoys the comedy of Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Dunham, owns 3 or more camouflage hats, has a a sticker on his truck that tells you what type of exhaust is on said truck, LOVES George W. Bush, eats well done steak with ketchup, chews canned tobacco and claims to only listen to country music but owns at least 5 rap CDs.

5. the Cool Guy

The Cool Guy is easily confused with "the Impresser." Neither like beer. Both are only drinking beer because it has a label and a mixed drink might be confused as just water or soda. Each choose imports because they think it makes them look knowledgeable about beer and like a big spender.

The difference? Cool Guys drink Corona because their commercials are relaxed and care free. By drinking Corona the Cool Guy feels like he is giving off this vibe and that all the girls will want to relax on a beach with them. Oh and they get to put a lime in their beer which makes it taste unbeerlike. Also, they think it looks cool to put their finger in their beer and flip it upside down.

A Trojan before Trojans

On Thursday USC received a commitment from 13-year-old quarterback David Stills. He becomes one of the only players to commit to college before committing a crime. USC will not only be the first university that he attends but will also be his first paying job.

The process was simple. USC sent an official "Do you like us?" letter to Stills' home. Young David proceeded to check "yes" and he became a Trojan before he even had the chance to wear a Trojan.

The boy's parents have informed me that neither they nor the school are putting pressure on him to perform on the field over the next 6 years. At this point the only dropped balls the pimple-faced passer is concerned with are the two in his Pokemon undies.

Stills has stated that he's excited about the many "firsts" that lay ahead of him like driving and shaving. I assume that he's talking about his face and not points.

The story gets a little more interesting and, in my opinion, a little weird when you consider that, USC head coach, Lane Kiffin makes a habit of courting young boys. Last year Kiffin offered a scholarship to 14-year-old Evan Berry.

Am I the only one who gets a strange mental image from this? I can't help but imagine Kiffin prowling middle schools throughout the country looking for young boys. Where is Chris Hansen when you need him? Something tells me Kiffin only coaches for access to the showers and locker rooms.

Here's a quick reminder to any young player out there that might have hopes of being recruited by Kiffin. He's coached in Oakland, Tennessee and Southern California in the past 3 years. So he's known for loving and leaving.